Movies with Ron
For those who just want to catch up on a film they would otherwise never see. And sometimes dildos.
- Update frequency
- every 23 days
- Average duration
- 88 minutes
- Episodes
- 175
- Years Active
- 2016 - 2025
Ep. 175 - Dragonslayer
Once, the skies were dotted with them. Magnificent horned dildos and their hot-breathed wind. All hail Casiodorus Ron, dragonslayer!
Ep. 174 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
It's that time of year again, folks! There is no good. There is no evil. There is only Ron.
Ep. 173 - Lethal Weapon 2
Ron ain't too old for this $#!* so he recaps his favorite sequel from 1989 starring 5 Beers Gibson, Danny Backpounder, Robert & Mia's daughter, and a wadded-up ball of human waste named Joe Pesci. *S…
Ep. 172 - Hell Comes to Frogtown
I love the smell of wasteland in the morning, and mutants too. This week, Ron recaps a cult favorite starring Roddy Piper as a man so virile, even the frogs can't get enough.
Ep. 171 - Deathstalker
Living for himself and answering to nobody, the mighty barbarian warrior, Ron, decides to recap 1983's favorite boob contest.
Ep. 170 - Treasure of the Four Crowns
Ron's back, in 3D, with 2 balls, and a recap of 1983's best horror film starring Anthony Anthony, Gene Quintano, $1.05, and a crapload of climbing gear!
Ep. 169 - Big Trouble in Little China
Everybody relax, Ron's here to look that big ole John Carpenter right in the brown eye and recap some pure 1986 magic: Dude, Where's My Truck? So sit tight, hold the fort, and remember what old Egg S…
Ep. 168 - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Two men enter; one man recaps our favorite "death on foot" played by Mel Gibson, with Tina Turner hot on his tail in a gold phallus. So bring a diaper, a sax, and a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentl…
Ep. 167 - Evil Dead Rise
It's a theatrical episode! Did you think Ron could go see the new Evil Dead and not tell us about it? So sit down, shut up, fuse with a couple family members, and let's do this!
Ep. 166 - Night of the Comet
This week, Ron wipes out most of life on Earth with his recap of a quintessential 80s favorite starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, and Robert Beltran. Recap starts at 00:08:40
Ep. 165 - Warlock: the Armageddon
This week, he's not a "Ron," he's a witch! And the gang writes a proper love letter to Julian Sands with the help of a special mystery co-host... Recap starts at 00:09:20
Ep. 164 - The Stuff
Things get real sticky this week when Ron recaps that one movie everyone saw on the shelf in the video rental store, and ain't no lamp oil gonna fix it. Recap starts at 00:12:00
*spoilers ahead*
Ep. 163 - The Thing (1982)
This week, Ron's head finally opens up like a flower and spurts a spooky recap all over. You're gonna need a towel. Happy Halloween, folks!
*major spoilers ahead*
Ep. 162 - The VelociPastor
...for God said unto Ron, "make a new recap," and he did, and it was pretty good!
Ep. 161 - Remo Williams
This week's a "backwards dick" kinda week as Birthday Boy Ron does his absolute best to give Fred Ward a proper send-off without somehow recapping Tremors 2.
*major spoilers ahead*
Ep. 160 - No Escape
No guards. No walls. Endless dicks. Join us as Ron embarks on the greatest sausage-fest ever told.
*major spoilers ahead*
Ep. 159 - Alligator
Ron brings that good good 1980 stuff with Alligator: an Alopecian Story, starring Robert Forster, Robin Riker, and the biggest damn lhasa apso you ever saw.
*MAJOR SPOILERS…
Ep. 158 - Legend
Oh Mother Night, protect us in your big black embrace as we take on an 80s recap of epic proportions and attempt to answer the age old question: What is light without dildos?
*major spoilers ahead*
Ep. 157 - Gremlins 2
You know something, Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Ronmaniacs that Gremlins 2 is Joe Dante's true masterpiece, starring Haviland Morris, Tony Randall, and the lovable John Glover. You …
Ep. 156 - Santa Claus: The Movie
Santa shakes his belly like a bowlful of jelly, watches his worst employee cheat on him with John Lithgow, then goes around the world with a homeless minor! Come unwrap this recap with Ron and the ga…