SWOONTOWER SOCCER: Ab Crunchies

Hello Friends!

We are on time this week - is it because Mike has been getting influenced by watch ads on instagram? You'll never know!

Today we're all about the boys, doing a recap of last week's match against DC United. 

We have FOUR (count 'em!) goal cellies to rate...but are they even worth rating?

Then we've got some good socials sleuthing content including:

• Interpreting cryptic JimmyTime posts
• Interpreting cryptic Julio posts
• Interpreting locker room postes
• Interpreting early season rumors
• And hyping up Dani's A 2 Toques Back To School Event (Aug 10!)

As always, we end with the man of Steph's jersey!

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