Monsters Conquer The World
Matt and Ralph dive into the fun and freaky world of monster movies, real-life (?) cryptids, world folklore, paranormal phenomena and more! Anything with killer kaiju, crazy creatures, and bitchin' beasts is fair game!
- Update frequency
- every 16 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 12
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2020
Organism 46-B!
A lost episode! Thanks to Ralph's audio necromancy you can join in as he and Matt dive into the murky waters of Organism 46-B! Is Vladimir Putin's sinister spy-squid the next great horror of the info…
La Llorona!
The fellas are joined by their dear, sweet friend Richard to review 2019's The Curse of La Llorona. Richard shares stories of growing up knowing and (sorta) fearing the story. Patreon bonus includes …
Colossal!
The fellas cringe their way through 2016's "Colossal". Not because it's bad but it brings up a whole lot of feelings and feelings are AWFUL! Pretty good movie though. To be fair. A lot to dig through…
Shin Godzilla (feat. Zachary Bergman)!
We take a deep dive into the (instant) classic Shin Godzilla! We give our thoughts as Godzilla fans and then we interview our friend Zach Bergman (aka Sour Gout) on the game-changing career of Hideak…
BONUS: Goofy! What Is He!?
In this episode we explore what it means to be a Goof. Ralph has a strong theory (and a couple weak ones), but where we end up will surely become food for thought. Did we blow the lid off this one? Y…
Jason X!
We talk about the 2001 sci-fi/horror classic (?) Jason X. A confusing film about lost nipples, which we love. Plenty of the analytical yelling and constant asides you've come to tolerate from us.
Thi…
Godzilla vs. Gigan!
We give a rundown/review of the 1972 classic Godzilla vs. Gigan. A lot of corn talk! This is a great one if you want to yell at Ralph for not knowing anything. Don't chew in my ear. I have misophonia…
Gamera vs. Jiger!
We take our first crack at a Gamera film and we chose the one where Gamera gets pregnant! Sort of. No weighty theories in this one. Just a fun movie. Oh, and a lot (a lot) of Gamera impressions. Espe…
Bigfoot!
Alright, so... this is a journey. Remember the Bigfoot Files? This is not that. Matt gives a bit of history/analysis, Ralph reads from some hot and steamy Bigfoot erotica. Take a second to process th…
Godzilla: King of the Monsters!
We saw the new movie! We recorded our thoughts! Generally good vibes, but we accidentally front-loaded the episode with critiques. Delicious critiques like your mother used to make. When are you goin…
Ghidrah: The Three-Headed Monster!
We take a look at the classic Ghidrah! What is this thing? A movie!? Ok! Matt has that good, deep knowledge. Ralph has a half-baked theory. Talking not limited to Hercules In New York, subs vs. dubs,…
New Podcast! Monsters Conquer The World!
Monsters Conquer The World is a new podcast about all things monsters with the focus being Kaiju and Horror films. We'll also dive into the world of cryptids and explore the pantheon of monsters real…