Season 1 Episode 7: Touched For the 31st Time

Miss Heard has some girl talk time with her Gay Husband aka Gaybund Maynard about all things Madonna and why you don’t go bobbing for apples and if Mel was a virgin or not according to her Filipino mom’s vague description.

We also learn about the Sonic Youth connection to the Material Girl and how Maynard bought two “Sex” books by Madonna which one was unfortunately stolen years ago.

Sit back and enjoy the trip down memory lane.