Blind Cannibals

A classic Ericka and Jay exchange:

Ericka: I want to tell you this story that happened early tonight. [gives introductory details]

Jay: Whoa. I've never heard this story!

Ericka: Yes, I know. That's why I'm telling you now

Mother and son are at it again, discussing blindness, cannibalism, and what to get Jay and Law for their birthdays. (Apparently, getting Lawson to say what he wants as a gift is about a 56 on the Misery Index.)

Take a break, grab popcorn, have a hearty laugh. This is just the refreshing, palate-cleansing treat you need right now.