Week 17 of the NFL, Philly Breaks the NFL, Nickelodeon Football, We Name Sport Leagues

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we immediately celebrate 2021 by guaranteeing all of our listeners a high five and maybe old people candies. So obviously be on the lookout for that! Then we get into some football! Week 17 came and went. Some teams were eliminated from the playoffs, while others fired coaches and 14 others were good enough to continue playing next week. Now people may fight me by saying, teams were good enough to make the playoffs because Sunday Night showed that the NFL sucks at scheduling and that Doug Pederson doesn't give a sh*t what you think he should do while coaching his team. Yes, the Eagles tried to break the NFL and potentially outrage so many people that they cancel the playoffs altogether, but anyway we discuss it, like a lot. Then we talk about the SUPER WILD CARD WEEKEND! People, there are two separate triple headers on both days of the weekend. Let me explain with different words.....SO MUCH FOOTBALL ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY! And as if football wasn't already amazing, you can watch it on Nickelodeon with f*cking Spongebob! Get pumped, because we are and pick each game on the docket! Then we hit some Producer Parlays that are not from the heart and from a different body part. And we end with naming our own sports league after Johnny Manziel decided to start a crazy league that I will be calling plays for so be prepared. Anyway, we had fun so enjoy!