Episode 27: The Unknown

I swear and rant for a while about rude topics. Elijah keeps it together and moves the show along. Some of his stories run on a little long, and aren't perfectly timed like every single one of my soliloquies, but I wrote it that way so whatever.  

However, twisteroonie! I am equally hilarious and composed the second segment as the first and Elijah is equally not as not as good as me.