Military Veteran Wife Handle it with Humor
Comedy podcast from military veteran wife, author, writer, comedienne, and humorist, Mollie Gross. Mollie interviews guests on military issues and parenting with humor and honesty.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 50 minutes
- Episodes
- 54
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2016
54: Season 1, finally! And there is a CLIFFHANGER! Jon is broken, from the move and our toddler. Mollie’s parents, pot, and porn. PLUS the LOST AUDIO never heard before by human ears!
Season 1, finally! And the cliffhanger is more intense than “Who shot JR?” and The Walking Dead! How is our move and toddler breaking my husband? Jon reveals what he learned from our first DITY move …
53: PCS TIME! Mollie's Moving: Everyone's in studio (buzzed) to say goodbye to her or at least call DIBS on all her stuff.
Mollie is MOVING! It's a big ugly sweater Christmas bash with all of Mollie's friends and one guest WILL get peed on. How do you apologize for a diaper-wearing dog with an uncontrollable bladder? Mol…
52: Pets and the Holidays- What pet-owning families need to know to make sure the fur babies are safe and happy. Honey DO lists, Coyote urine, and not bringing your own bags to the grocery store.
Julio sits with Marsha and Mollie to school them both about "Honey Do.." lists, pets, and the holidays. What all families need to know to make sure the fur babies are safe and happy. Coyote urine, b…
51: ‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving and we are NOT camping out for Black Friday. Apps to help survive Santa’s lap. Batman and man-crushes. Best gifts for Christmas.
‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving and MARSHA can’t find her cheese! Who are these people who do Black Friday? Have you not heard of Amazon Prime? Mollie confesses to Marsha all her weekly Mommy fa…
50: Facebook ruins kid’s birthday parties. And when you DON’T want someone to watch your baby. What military wives can teach us about friendship and Daddy baby bonding. Two controlling moms sit to chat about how they FAILED this week.
YOU'RE NOT INVITED: to my Kid’s party or to babysit because I am stone cold. Two controlling moms: Jenny V and Mollie sit down and discuss how we basically hurt everyone’s feelings this week. Daddy b…
49: What a TOTAL SCAM! Daylights Savings Time steals your toddler's sleep, and not changing your password can get your bank account hacked.
Mollie sits with Andy to share how this week, her sleep to her bank account have all been hacked. Daylights Savings Time is no help for toddlers, and Mollie reveals all her passcodes. Happy Hacking!
48: Trick or treat! Raisins and Rodents. My veteran’s confirmed kills and how they affect my marriage. Fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls and how they affect your intestines.
Trick or Treat! Marty, Claire, Jon, and Mollie podcast post-sugar rush after trick or treat has ended. Terrible twos and saying you’re sorry. “I forgive you?" What do you teach your kids about saying…
47: The Family Pet during deployment and why your war vet husband can’t hear you nagging. Pets: when to get one, when to let one go, and what to do if they are scooting. Pets as part of your family and what they can teach your kids.
“I can’t hear you nagging!” Military vets blame the war for why they never hear their wives’ honey-do list, or maybe it’s just Mollie’s husband. Jarrett gets to play stay-at-home dad for a week. Juli…
46: Why you should marry young and elope like military familes. Making out on the plane, Anniversary and “push gifts”.Love in a McDonalds drive thru and what you don’t want to happen to you when you consummate your marriage.
Julio and Marsha sit with Mollie and Marty to discuss the benefits of getting married YOUNG and why you should elope. It’s good for military families and should be for everyone else too. What is a st…
45: Kardashians and Head Lice: MY HEAD ITCHES! How to give a toddler medication, and what do you do when your toddler climbs out of the crib. Julio explains how to tire your kids out before bed.
The Kardashians and head lice: This episode will make you ITCH! HEAD LICE: it will happen to you, so how do you deal with your kids, your house ,and everyone who could be infected? Julio and Marsha a…
44: Ringworm, Hand-foot-and-mouth, and letting your kids play with the infected. Taking your kids to parties and using your kids as an excuse NOT to go to parties. Double strollers SUCK and Tsum Tsum doesn’t.
Postpartum bikini waxing and ringworm! Do you let your kids hang out with the “unclean” children that are riddled with pox, fungus and infection? Do you tell other parents when your kids are sick? Do…
43: Bringing home baby #2! How do you prep the kids at home? Toddler obsessions and surviving Ross with a toddler. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! joins us to share her wisdom on how to survive having two kids and what you DON’T want on the cloud.
“May the peace be with you!” Jenny V is BACK after giving birth to baby #2!! And we are taking turns smelling the baby’s head. Mollie’s amazing neighbor and mom Marsha is joining us to weigh in on ha…
42: How to go out to eat with a toddler; and what the nanny found in the diaper. Bonding after weaning and what “special needs “ really means.
How to go out to eat with a toddler and not have your waitress spit in your food? Mollie and Edith dish to Marty and Andy all about their mommy date and how they failed to win the waitress over with …
41: Terrible Twos - Is my toddler trying to destroy me? Tantrums, snacks, mixers, and the emerging personality of an independent two-year-old.
Bill is 22 months and entering into the terrible twos; and with that comes obsessions, independence, and tantrums. Bill is expressing his independence and need for distance from mom and dad. His pers…
40: Do you smell SKUNK?! Mollie brings the stink to the stage and reveals how military wives can make new friends. Free penis pumps for veterans! Grandparents are AWESOME, but obsessed with Costco.
I smell skunk! And it’s not the neighbor’s medical marijuana. Mollie’s cat gets skunked right before she travels to entertain military wives, and she brings the stink to the stage! Mollie explains he…
39: Untold Stories from the Surgical Center: Long-lasting boners, bikini tattoos, and random stuff stuck in butts. WARNING: This episode is immature and totally true!
Boners lasting three days, bikini tattoos, and real stuff stuck in butts. Untold stories from the surgery center. WARNING: This episode is unreal, immature, and totally true. Jon confesses what the n…
38: PRUDE ALERT! Does becoming a mom make you a prude? What is appropriate in public, and what is just LOW CLASS? One-on-one time with DAD: Mom, take that break. Dad WANTS you to.
Is being a mommy making Mollie a big old boring PRUDE? Marty, Jarrett and Mollie discuss what is appropriate of all eyes and ears and what is not. What is ridiculous to wear on a t-shirt or have on …
37: The Hospital Tour: Is it a waste of time, or chock full of info you need to know? After delivery: the phone tree. Who do you call? Who gets baby’s first picture? Who will be pissed? Tips on how to avoid all the stress and be prepared.
The very pregnant Jenny V sits down, then gets up again to go to the bathroom, then sits back down to discuss the final preps to have baby #2! The hospital tour, why you should take it, and what you …
36: Car sick kids and Carnies! What’s grosser? Taking your kid to the fair or having them get car sick? Rear-facing car seat dilemmas and surviving taking your kid and husband to the fair.
This podcast is DEEP FRIED and chock full of Carnies! Mollie, Andy, Marty, and Jon are all in studio to chat about what’s grosser: kids getting car sick or taking them to the fair. Mollie and Jon sha…
35: Are Cran-raisins as BAD for your kids as DONUTS!? And can I give my kids juice EVER? Dietician Sherry Berg dishes up the truth about juice, fruit, and your kid's diet.
Dietician Sherry Berg sits with Mollie LIVE from the massage studio to discuss the truth behind the hype on fruit and what your kids are eating. Please forgive the sound issues folks--there is still …