Mikiatures 32 - Free Fallin'

Free Fallin’
‘What day is it today, anyone?’
            ‘Freeday.’
            ‘Freeday, Vanesa?’
            ‘Yes, Freeday.’
            ‘If it's a free day, why are you here?’
            ‘Sorry, sorry?’
            ‘I said, If it's a free day, why are you here?’
            ‘Because we class on Freeday, no?’
            ‘FRIday, Vanesa, FRIday.’
            ‘Ah, yes.’
            ‘Can you say it?’
            ‘Yes.’
            ‘I’m waiting.’
            ‘Waiting?’
            ‘Can you say FRIday, Vanesa?’
            ‘FRIday.’
            ‘Good. What does "FREE day" mean?’
            ‘What mean "FREE day"?’
            ‘Yes, what mean "FREE day"?’
            ‘Today Freeday, no?’
            ‘FRIday, Vanesa, FRIday.’
            ‘Ah, yes, FRIday. Sorry.’
            ‘No need to apologise, Vanesa. Just remember next time, OK?’
            ‘Remember what?’
            ‘Ha ha ha. OK, what about FREE? That’s got different meanings, hasn’t it, Pablo?
            ‘Yes.’
            ‘And what are they?’
            ‘I don’t know.’
            ‘OK, let’s bring in the big guns. Go on then, Nelson, give us your best shot.’
            ‘Sorry?’
            ‘Different meanings of FREE, please?’
            ‘If something is free, you mustn’t pay for it.’
            ‘Don’t have to.’
            ‘Sorry?’
            ‘Nothing, Nelson. Very good. Carry on, please.’
            ‘And if somebody is free, they have no chains. “Let freedom reign. The sun never set on so glorious a human achievement”.’
    &nbs(continued)