Mikiatures 27 - You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)

You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)
‘OK, everyone, let’s check your homework.’
            ‘Homework?’
            ‘Yes, Juan, homework. Did you do it?’
            ‘No. I forget.’
            ‘Sorry, Juan, no points for honesty.’
            ‘Eh?’
            ‘Never mind, Juan. OK, what page was it, Ana?’
            ‘Eh?’
            ‘What page was the homework?’
            ‘Hundred seventy-six, no?’
            ‘The “hundred” was correct, Ana.’
            ‘No was hundred seventy-six?’
            ‘A hundred and sixty-seven, Ana.’
            ‘I say.’
            ‘One six seven, Ana. Not one seven six.’
            ‘Yes. I say.’
            ‘Well, it doesn’t matter. So, Elena, what did you put—’
            ‘What page you say?’
            ‘A hundred and sixty-seven, Pablo. One six seven.’
            ‘No was hundred seventy-six?’
            ‘No, Pablo. OK, sorry, Elena. What did you put for number one?’
            ‘What I put number one?’
            ‘Yes, what you put number one?’
            ‘I no put nothing.’
            ‘Why?’
            ‘I no do homework.’
            ‘Copied Juan, eh?’
            ‘No, I thinking you say hundred sixty-seven.’
            ‘I did say a hundred and sixty-seven, Elena. One six seven.’
            ‘So, why we looking hundred seventy-six?’
            ‘Jesus wep— OK, folks, forget the homework. Let’s sort this out first. Er, Pablo? Can you count to ten?’
            ‘Yes, I can.’
            ‘Go on, then. Let’s hear you.’
            ‘Eh?’
            ‘One . . .’
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