Mikiatures 12 - Me, Myself, I

Me, Myself, I
Learning the English (with Miguel Iglesias)
FOR ME no was dificult for to learning the english. Actualy is much people wich always is saying us we must to use the metod "comunicative" but you want that I tell how did I learn your lenguage? I explain all!
            I did have a big luck whith my teacher who his name was Señor Rivas, man very hard, then we very much frigthen:
            ‘Repetition! Repetition! Again! Everybody!’
            And all we responding:
            ‘Repetition! Repetition! Again! Everybody!’
            Señor Rivas did insisted was neccesary the drills for that we learn in corect manner. Is posible you don't believe but never I will forget how did we make the verb unregulars:
            ‘Everybody! RING!’ did begin Señor Rivas.
            ‘RING, RANG, RUNG!’ did sing we.
            ‘Garcia! SWIM!’
            ‘SWIM, SWAM, SWUM!’
            ‘Iglesias! BRING!’
            ‘BRING, BRANG, BRUNG!’
            ‘No!’
            ‘KNOW, KNEW, KNOWN!’
            ‘Twit!’
            ‘TWIT, TWAT, TWUT!’
 
Is pity my sons aren’t agree whith me. The past thuesday Ana said me if his master would have been the Señor Rivas she never had would learning the english. What exagerrated, no?
            ‘Lenguage is about comunication, Farther.’
            After, she tries explaining me what is "information crap" but I interuppting:
            ‘Sorry, darling, you're talking rubbish again.’