Melrose Place Soapbox - The Farewell Address of Jo Beth Reynolds

George Washington famously stepped down from power and warned a young nation against dangerous alliances.
Jo Reynolds did the same, only with more denim and a stolen baby who was breastfed by Kimberly Shaw.

In this gripping farewell, Jo says goodbye to Melrose Place, and sanity itself, with a heartfelt address about betrayal, kidnapping, and rocking chairs that still haunt her dreams.

May God bless you. And may Kimberly never lactate in your direction.