3.8 Love Reeks

Look, Sydney and Jake.  They're a thing now.  Can we prove it?  Kind of.  Sure, there's no photographic evidence, but there are SHADOW PUPPETS MAKING OUT.  And the shadow puppets have Sydney's distinct hair so there's that.

Jane and Chris are about to get married, but Sydney engineers for Michael and Kimberly to break it up only for them to go on and get married OFF SCREEN?!?  Michael has now had three wives in three seasons and he's had affairs with and on all three of them.  What a guy.

But the real story is that Amanda is expertly manipulating Billy and Susan to continue making Alison's life a living hell, causing her to spend the morning at Shooter's ordering screwdrivers, "this time, not so light on the vodka."

Susan is kicked out and homeless in LA with no job no car no friend and I guess just Billy to fall into.  What ever will happen next?

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