3.24 To Live and Die in Malibu

Look, the writers no longer felt it was necessary to expend energy in writing episode titles.  So what, who cares?

This week, Jess moves in to Shooters, starts working at Shooters, then moves in with Jake while poking around his little half-brother's files as though they were full brothers.  Sydney is onto him and Jess maybe threatens to kill her.  It's a welcome, for sure.

Michael and Amanda continue to progress, with Michael cruelly divorcing Kimberly to be with Amanda.  Amanda sends Brooke $700 of flowers to see if she'll be a D&D Spy.  She will.

Alison meanwhile is flailing in her job trying to fill Amanda's shoes.  In an unpopular opinion, Teege thinks Alison's outfit is phenomenal in its key lime greenness.

And we are joined by Christopher from Melrose Sheltering In Place.