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Bonus: Yippee Ki-Yay

Author
DYLAN BETTANY
Published
Mon 25 Dec 2023
Episode Link
https://www.meatbagpodcast.com/

Hello everybody, It's that magical time of year again – Christmas. When we all gather round and pretend to like our families, smile at $hit presents and hopefully watch the greatest christmas movie of all time… Die Hard. Because nothing says "peace on Earth, and goodwill to all men" quite like Bruce Willis killing terrorists. Yippee-Ki-Yay, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. Now, I know some of you might be thinking: "But I don't celebrate Christmas!" Well, whether that's because of different religions or beliefs or simply because you have a Christmas pudding allergy. This message is universal; it's….like a condom. It works for all occasions. So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Whatever floats your gravy boat. Let's just embrace the absurdity of it all. And Remember that one day of stuffing your face won't hurt; no one becomes skinny if they don't eat for a day, so you won't pile on the pounds from one day of festive feasting.

 

So enjoy 2023 coming to an end; I hope you have a great time, and may your New Year's resolutions last longer than a tub of quality street. 

 

 I'll see you all next year. Stay safe everybody.

 



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