Bill & Melinda Gates have called it quits, the U.S. Birthrate is down 4% since 2020 & the latest experiments from NASA show that we would NOT be able to stop an Asteroid from striking Earth. And while we are on the topic of getting f*cked, watch out Northeast USA, The Cicadas are Coming! Literally! Hide your trees, hide your dogs, Cicada season is here, y’all!