Marry Me

I was seeing someone and now I'm not. I tell you all about it and how it's led me to being a proud member of the Vasectomy Warrior Association (VWA).

Spoiler alert: I'm actually alright. 

Week 46 of 52…

I've had a sneaky suspicion for a while that I'm a secret tradwife... so today is the day we find out.
In this episode, I take a TRADWIFE QUIZ (link below) to get to the bottom of this, once and for a…

It's time for Marry Me: Progress Report, July edition! 
This is our monthly series (first Wednesday of every month) where I'll be answering the same 10 questions to keep track of how the experiment is…

I've been living a secret life, undercover, along the western coast of the Iberian Peninsula... But all of that is changing.
And we hope for the better... please Baby Jesus. 

Spoiler alert: Keir Starme…

How mad is it that one day, I'll have my last ever "first date"... and maybe I already have? Hehe
We talk about this as well as how my approach to first dates has changed over the years and my favouri…

urrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "MICHAEL PATRICK STAR", Prime Ministers of HBO, Magistrates Courts of Hollywood... how did we get here?
It's not too late to stop this train before it falls off the cli…

It's time for Marry Me: Progress Report, June edition! 
This is our monthly series (first Wednesday of every month) where I'll be answering the same 10 questions to keep track of how the experiment is…

Look... I just felt like celebrating the sunshine by revelling in other "people's" problems... I'm human and I'm trash sometimes, forgive me. 
So... here's to another episode of MARRY ME THERAPY! 
The …

Knock knock... Who's there? Eliza... Eliza who... Eliza Thornberry, back at it again with an episode in the wild.
This time... in my favourite park... talking all things Black Love!
As we mature, we're…

It's time for Marry Me: Progress Report, May edition! 
This is our monthly series (first Wednesday of every month) where I'll be answering the same 10 questions to keep track of how the experiment is …

I'm sick. I'm sorry. I'll be back with you next week though.
Pray for me... in tongues if you can.
Thanking you in advance! 

Spoiler alert: Stock up on your antihistamines and Loranzepang!

Week 36 of 52,…

Are you finding it hard to juggle dating multiple people? Is it hard to remember who is the taurus and who is the pisces? Do you find it hard to manage your attachments to all your Feeld dates? 
Well.…

This week we are talking all things SEGGS (I'm writing it the TikTok way cause... the algorithm?! lol)
Should you get on the boat and experience the motion of the ocean while putting on lotion before …

Everyone's talking about women and men and bears in the woods so I thought I'd do the same but unpack what that means when you still wanna lay in a bed with a man at the end of the day.
Like, is it sa…

January, February and March were months in the year of our Lord 2025 and I dated and #GROWTHed and learned a lot in those months... so we discuss all of that in this episode... enjoyyyyy! 

Spoiler ale…

It's time for Marry Me: Progress Report, April edition! 
This is our monthly series (first Wednesday of every month) where I'll be answering the same 10 questions to keep track of how the experiment i…

Nicki said... "Let's go to the beach beach"... so I did!
This episode was recorded live at the beach, while I had an out-of-body, existential, transcendental experience!

Spoiler alert: I like the beac…

Want it to feel like spooky szn all year round? Well... be single lol.
Here's part 2 to the dangers of being single.

Spoiler alert: it's bad but it's not that bad after all. 

Week 29 of 52, complete! 

Th…

It's been scientifically proven* that being single is the absolute most dangerous thing any person can willingly be... especially when actively out here in these streets!
So today we discuss the top t…

It's time for Marry Me: Progress Report, March edition! 
This is our monthly series (first Wednesday of every month) where I'll be answering the same 10 questions to keep track of how the experiment i…