Mall Brats
Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, selling candy, and causing trouble under the watchful eye of the mysterious Food Court. The Cool Treat Kids are the mall’s most up-and-coming gang of ne'er do wells, featuring Fenton Beasley, Franklin Stein, and Clover Ivy Fern.
- Update frequency
- every 15 days
- Average duration
- 60 minutes
- Episodes
- 28
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark
The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it.
[Content Warning: Papooses, Triple Dates, Fifth Wh…
00:53:27 |
Mon 08 Sep 2025
S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover
The Cool Treat Kids continue to ignore the impending re-development of the Sugar Shack and focus instead on their revenge scheme and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance.[Content Warning: Bat Man, Bat Ma…
01:13:14 |
Fri 22 Aug 2025
S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade
Despite Clover's fugitive status and the impending plans to re-develop the Sugar Shack the Cool Treat Kids dedicate themselves to breaking up Kesserin and Shamus in the most elaborate and chaotic way…
01:14:33 |
Mon 28 Jul 2025
S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade
The Cool Treat Kids deal with the fallout of Clover's status as a fugitive, and the cast continues to violate copyrights for early '00s emo music.
[Content Warning: Improvised Funerals, Dashboard Co…
01:22:38 |
Thu 03 Jul 2025
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! SUMMER OF YOUTUBE!
This summer (June 1st to 30th) we're making all of our video episodes available to ALL of our listeners!
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00:07:24 |
Wed 28 May 2025
S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback
The cast reflect on all the things they loved about Season 1.
[Content Warning: Cougars, King Charles, and Pedro Pascal's Thick Digits]
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00:41:15 |
Sun 11 May 2025
S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You
The Cool Treat Kids face their biggest obstacle to date...the consequences of their actions.
[Content Warning: Failures, Fires, Liberal Use of New Jersey Accents]
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01:01:52 |
Fri 25 Apr 2025
S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar
The Cool Treat Kids jump into their new feud with the Wild Nogs with the reckless abandon of a bunch of orphans with infinite access to sugar.
[Content Warning: Dumpster Fires, Kid Fights, Allison]
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01:10:10 |
Thu 10 Apr 2025
S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark
It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs.
[Content Warning: Mortgage Brokers, Sweater Vests, Sensitive French Boys]
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00:57:08 |
Fri 21 Mar 2025
S01E17 - A Blade a Day Keeps the Dark Away
The Cool Treat Kids find themselves in a thrilling race against time as Hot Meat Boy activities put their whole plan at the My Alchemical Romance concert at risk.
[Content Warning: Danny, The Hawk, …
01:29:35 |
Tue 04 Mar 2025
S01E16 - Blades of a Feather Dark Together
The Cool Treat Kids have arrived at the My Alchemical Romance concert with their dates and things go sideways pretty much immediately.
[Content Warning: Lies, Lies, Carbonated Sauces, Lies]
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01:01:34 |
Tue 11 Feb 2025
S01E15 - There are Plenty of Other Blades in the Dark
Now that the Cool Treat Kids have determined the identity of their patron they turn their attention to more important matters....getting dates to a My Alchemical Romance concert.
[Content Warning: G…
01:12:00 |
Sat 25 Jan 2025
S01E14 - Let Sleeping Blades Lie
The Cool Treat Kids inch ever closer to discovering the identity of their patron as Clover inches ever closer to Seamus.
[Content Warning: Vampire Physiology, Tinsel Resale, Alien Antfarm]
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00:50:34 |
Tue 07 Jan 2025
S01E13 - A Picture is Worth a Thousand Blades
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve.
[Content Warning: Dad Stereotypes, Mom Stereotypes, Toilet …
01:09:46 |
Wed 18 Dec 2024
S01E12 - The Early Blade Gets The Dark
The cool treat kids get one step closer to tracking down the missing Mall Charles and we discover that Abdul is incapable of drawing a six segment pie.
[Content Warning: Mia, Mike, Earl]
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00:49:24 |
Tue 03 Dec 2024
S01E11 - Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings
Also, we did so much worldbuilding while we were improvising Charles Eve songs that I had to leave all the 80s music in.
[Content Warning: Copyright Infringement, Klepto Santa, Irresponsible Dads]
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00:51:41 |
Sat 16 Nov 2024
S01E10 - Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker
All hallow be to the Rat Man, our lord and savior.
[Content Warning: High Balling, Gym Teachers, Bike Kids]
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01:10:31 |
Sat 02 Nov 2024
S01E09 - Don't Throw the Blade Out With the Bathwater
In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club. Also, Borbo gives the kids "The Talk" ... certa…
01:11:45 |
Fri 18 Oct 2024
S01E08 - Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell as Dark?
The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision.
[Content Warnin…
01:05:55 |
Sat 28 Sep 2024
S01E07 - Don't Count Your Blades Before They're Dark
Big Market has arrived at the Highspear Mall and the Cool Treat Kids are trying their best to scam some hard currency out of the shoppers.
[Content Warning: Chocolate Tantrums, Anatomically Incorrec…
00:59:33 |
Tue 10 Sep 2024
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