"Why would anyone want to listen to us?"
Because it slaps harder than a sissy fight, that’s why. There’s Stillwater gossip, charcuterie carts, fairy books, tracking boyfriends with Google Maps, and a burrito so good it’s illegal in five states. Also, Brooke’s mic is still broken. So yeah, it’s worth it.
Meanwhile, Brooke’s still trying to get into A Court of Thorns and Roses and...not loving it yet. But she’s giving it a fair shot. Mostly. Kind of.
If you came for structure, this may not be your episode. If you came for relatable rambling, tech issues, and unsolicited book reviews, pull up a seat.