8:45 Idiotology August 25, 2025: Oh, great, now we have to worry about getting eaten alive by SCREWWORMS!!

First human Screwworm case has been confirmed in The United States, Not this again...Large, wooden Smokey Bear sign stolen from front of Pennsylvania fire station, Headline of the Week contender #2...also 'Florida Woman' status elevation: St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor's vehicle