5:35 Idiotology August 27, 2025: Russian couple show up at emergency room with a major KING CUCUMBER situation

Woman with .351 blood alcohol level asked gas station customers to blow into her interlock device, Headline of the Week contender: Woman found with king cucumber inside her after extreme lovemaking and doctors have one question, The 'Orgy Dome' at Burning Man was completely destroyed by winds as poles collapse on couches...man, that's HOTW contender worthy as well