0260: Solving Lorick #25 and Introducing #26: In a time ere the pyramids' rise

Wherein we solve the mystery of Lorick #25:

Took no stock in dead people did I,

And I warn’t much for schoolin’ - no lie.

My pap's mean as a cuss

so i set out to bust...

Faked my death, took to raft, no goodbye!

And unveil Lorick #26

In a time ere the pyramids' rise,

I strode south, to its gold, and glib lies

Though by movie portrayed

chasing Doom with a blade

By my sword, I took kingdoms as prize!