American Cheese.

"That's not Swiss Cheese. That's a sandwich with holes in it."

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TRANSCRIPT

I love American Cheese.I don't care what anyone else says about it.
It's not processed, it's a natural by-product of milk.It's not even a cheese, it's a by-product.
It's like if you had a cup of banana peels and I was like "What are you doing with the banana peels?"
"It's not banana peels. It's banana bread."
And I'm like, "That's not bananas or bread."
And you're like, "I didn't say it was. It's banana bread. It's a by-product."
But you're right.If I were to sell it, I wouldn't say it was a by-product either.
People like Swiss cheese.
The only thing people hate on Swiss Cheese is the holes, right?The holes in Swiss Cheese.
The holes are the only thing that anyone has ever said,"I don't like the holes."
Does Swiss bread have holes in it?
You know what I mean?
Holes in the bread to match the cheese?They just cut the holes out of the bread, right?
And they're like, "This is our Swiss Cheese. This is our Swiss bread."
You're like, "That's not Swiss Cheese. That's a sandwich with holes in it."