"After Earth," 'Now You See Me," "The East"

Dave and Alonso travel into the future, behind the scenes of magic and into a environmentalist terrorism cult this week, but they'd much rather talk about rotisserie chicken. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, drop us a line at [email protected], subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and all the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas.