"22 Jump Street," "How to Train Your Dragon 2," "The Signal," "Night Moves," "Hellion"

Dave and Alonso discuss their favorite Scientologist and explain how one man's "meta-homophobia" is another man's "straight-up gay." Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, ladies, have you ever had a man go away on business come back with a tan?