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'Everyone’s seen my tits': Keeley Hazell on reclaiming the narrative in her new memoir

Author
The San Francisco Standard
Published
Tue 26 Aug 2025
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Keeley Hazell has lived a life that would make great television – which is probably why she inspired the beloved character Keeley Jones on Ted Lasso. In her new memoir, “Everyone’s Seen My Tits,” Keeley chronicles her chaotic childhood, her conflicted experience as one of Britain’s famous Page 3 topless models, and her journey to shed internalized shame as she reclaims her narrative.

In this episode, Keeley gets real about her internal battle between empowerment and objectification, the time she went to jail at age 14 for punching a cop, and the disastrous interview that launched her journey to become an “unlikely feminist.” Here are her songs.

Pulp - Common People

Mariah Carey - Hero

Eminem - Criminal

So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds

Fish Go Deep ft Tracey K - The Cure and The Cause

Sheryl Crow - All I Wanna Do

Father John Misty - When You Are Smiling And Astride Me

Listen to Keeley Hazell's playlist on Spotify. Find the transcript of this episode at ⁠⁠⁠lifeinsevensongs.com⁠⁠⁠. Thoughts? Guest suggestions? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠.

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