🤣🚨Taylor Lorenz DESTROYS Democratic Influencers 🚨🤣

Dan and Corey battle COVID brain fog, conspiracy theories, and the world’s dumbest internet rumors. From the wild saga of “Trump is Dead” (spoiler: he’s not, but his concealer game is) to the bipartisan chaos over the Epstein Files Transparency Act, we’re diving deep into the headlines the mainstream media is too busy cashing checks to cover.

Plus:

• Why your first car is now worth more than your college degree
• Cardi B’s courtroom drama (and her wigs)
• AI surveillance, thought crimes, and why Minority Report is now a documentary
• Sports, sound drops, and the eternal struggle to not talk over each other

It’s the only show where you’ll hear about government coverups, used car economics, and Cardi B’s OB-GYN in the same hour. Hit play, laugh, and maybe question your reality just a little bit.

00:00 – Welcome & COVID Brain Fog Dan and Corey kick off the show, battle illness, and set the stage for a wild ride. 

01:40 – Did Trump Die? Conspiracy Theories Run Wild The internet thinks Trump is dead, the guys break down the rumors, body double jokes, and media overreactions. 

17:30 – Weekend at Bernie’s: Presidential Age & Absurdity Why do we keep electing octogenarians? Jokes, rants, and existential dread. 

26:00 – The Epstein Files Transparency Act Who’s signing, who’s blocking, and why is this bipartisan bill so controversial? (Spoiler: Trump’s not a fan.) 

32:00 – Media Manipulation & Dark Money Taylor Lorenz, influencer contracts, and why nobody’s paying Dan & Corey to shill (yet). 

54:00 – AI Surveillance & Minority Report is Real Now Gideon, “thought crime,” and why the Fourth Amendment is on life support. 

1:18:00 – Cardi B Courtroom Chaos A hilarious detour into Cardi B’s legal drama, wigs, and courtroom one-liners. 

1:23:00 – Why Used Cars Are Extinct Cash for Clunkers, the death of the $500 car, and the shrinking middle class. 

1:33:00 – Left vs. Liberal: Democratic Party Critique A viral TikTok, leftist frustration, and why “pragmatic with other people’s rights” is a bipartisan problem. 

1:36:00 – Propaganda Full Circle: Hanoi Hannah in DC Vietnam War tapes, National Guard, and the weirdness of history repeating itself. 

1:41:00 – Epstein Files, Again & Sports Talk More on the Epstein list, then a hard pivot to Michigan football optimism and closing plugs. 

1:47:00 – Outro Where to find the show, social links, and a final sign-off.