What would Santa be without his loving and supportive wife Mrs. Claus? That's exactly my point! So of course, at the top of the priority list for Liam and Elfie, is planning a lane night invasion to capture a woman for him to marry... well not marry exactly, more like force into the role of Harem caretaker.
With the freedom to choose any woman in the world, you might expect Liam to consider the red carpet's hottest supermodels or Hollywood sweethearts... but why go to the trouble of leaving Sliverton when there's a perfectly good horse veterinarian with a drinking problem, who you went out with in high school, right around the corner! Never mind that you can teleport yourself instantly with the Christmas Magic!
In this second chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written for the website Literotica.com by author Quixerotic1 - we get a deeper understanding of Santa's true role and what the festivities of the season really entail for him... something slightly naughtier than a snog under the mistletoe!
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex and an (arguably) questionable attitude to consent!
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