THE BOY WHO CRIED "HOAX"

As America celebrates its 244th birthday, it’s worth taking a moment to remind yourself that it only *feels* like the last 157 of ‘em have taken place since Trump invaded the White House. Of course, it would explain his affinity for statues of traitors, if it *had* been 157. We can’t explain it either, but Cognitive Dissidents Cat Alvarado, David Rosie Rosenberg, “The Black Voice of Reason” Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson have some theories to go with your weekly dose of newsy infotainment! GET DOSED!