Leo Horoscope Unleashed: Cosmic Confidence, Spicy Energy, and Magical Rituals for Your Boldest Day Ever

Here's the podcast script for Luna Vega's Leo horoscope:

Hey there cosmic cats! The universe is serving up some seriously SPICY energy today, and Leos - this one's TOTALLY for you!

On this magnificent March morning, Jupiter's dance with Venus is creating some serious magic in your world. You're gonna be radiating confidence like my grandma's famous cheese spread - rich, bold, and impossible to ignore!

Your Morning Moon ritual is all about claiming your inner FIRE. Grab a yellow candle from Target - I'm talking that marigold yellow that screams Leo power - and light it while repeating: "I am magnificent, I am powerful, I am UNSTOPPABLE."

Cosmic Comfort Food today? Spicy honey drizzled over everything. Seriously. Toast, chicken, your morning oatmeal - doesn't matter. That sweet-hot combo represents your ruling solar energy. Neptune - my rescue pup - goes crazy for this trick too!

Your 5-Minute Fate Fixer involves orange peels. Yep, ORANGE PEELS. Zest one while visualizing blocking any negative energy. Sprinkle those peels around your workspace like magical Leo protection dust.

Star-Crossed Snack compatibility? Sagittarius is your cosmic bestie today - you'll be trading wild stories and laughing so hard strangers will wonder what's happening. Aquarius might throw some curveball ideas your way too - stay open!

Closing ritual: Stand in a sunbeam. Stretch those lion muscles. Take THREE deep breaths. You're not just breathing - you're ABSORBING cosmic lion energy.

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