Index Toes, Uncrustables, And The Worst Anthem Award Goes To...

In today's 15-min update...

 - Which finger or toe would you rather get bitten off?

 - Toxic Tuesday: Science has determined the MOST COMMON PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS of a CHEATER

 - Top 10 Halloween Songs of All Time, number one is NOT A BANGER

 - This football team is keeping the lights on at Uncrustables HQ

and more!