Eternal Farts, Weaponized Incompetence, And Mike Tyson's A**

In today's update... 

 - Only 39% of people would rate their proposal "A+" - what would you rate yours?

 - Holiday Gift Ideas from YQG's Facebook Marketplace

 - Toxic Tuesday: Woman Receives Backlash For List Of Things She WON'T Do For Her Husband

 - Fart-Tracking Down Under

 - The Times Square Surprise Concert that NOBODY is asking to see