APOCALYPSE

Our two harbingers of doom debate the manner of our ultimate demise. Will it be Comet? Or Cupid? Perhaps zombies, aliens or killer robots will stalk the killing fields, amid a gigantic wave of molten metal smothering us all. Messrs Bliss and Large also debate slaughter (and subsequent barbecue) of the innocents as the potential meaning of life, which action hero could potentially prove to be our saviour, and why Mike would like to use his final moments to punch people right in the face.