Stories this week include:
- Man demands girlfriend and cat be charged by police in relation to missing bacon.
- Dangerous driver pilloried for ludicrous choice of driving music.
- Careless farmer concedes that missing sheep may have simply wandered off.
- Holidaymakers shocked to discover continent full of foreigners.
Also revealed: All listener. Some filler.
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