LA Podcast 214: The Mouse Awakens When the Pigeon Flies East

Stories this week include:

• Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house.

• Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall.

• RSPCA rescues goose trapped in thong.

• Toerag steals mummified digit from signature cocktail. 

Also revealed: We discuss the correct way to dispose of a dead goose...