Stories this week include:
- Saviour of poultry returns from the dead in Cornwall.
- Man with vendetta launches campaign to rid Gloucester of all pet felines.
- Factory worker engages in stand-off with armed police after mother revokes television privileges.
- Offensive Christmas decoration is this year's must have for Yewtree.
Also revealed: We wish all our listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...now, how about a badly sung Christmas carol?