LA Podcast 191: Blatantly Obvious Doomed Attempt to Make Unphotogenic Son into Superstar

Stories this week include:

• Well-endowed fleas begin reign of terror across South East London.
• Police finally crack Travel Cluedo theft.
• Man finds Holland-on-Sea deserted with not a Pokemon in sight.
• Eight-year-old fails to secure financial backs despite identifying emerging marketing opportunities. 

Also revealed: We go on pilgrimage...