Stories this week include:
- Concerns for the mental well-being of 'Priscilla Prim' increase following unprovoked attack on 'Auntie'.
- Shitterton upstaged by Brown Willy and Scratchy Bottom.
- Woefully inadequate man exposed by partner with extensive sex aid collection.
- Maid escapes ill-conceived amateur remake of comedy farce starring Michael Palin.
Also revealed: We revisit a wildly unpopular and often forgotten soap opera...