Stories this week include:
- Jim Morrison surfaces to comment on vociferous wind turbine.
- Mascot of away team deemed to be national security threat.
- Unpopular character from totalitarian regime booed at Star Wars premier.
- Cross-dressing drug addict acquitted of trespassing into 'panda enclosure'.
Also revealed: The donations keep rolling in...
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