Stories this week include:
- Christmas lights resembling pair of pants get taken down.
- African head of state beginning to resemble sci-fi villain.
- Sale of massive knitted bra reveals knockers from far and wide.
- Idiots register interest in purchasing glorified shed.
Also revealed: We revisit a well-loved cop show...
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