LA Episode 173: Emergency Stops for Pigeons and Eduardo the Overweight Cat

Stories this week include:

• Supermarket forced to clarify that their 'Bag for Life' cannot resurrect the dead.


• Woman outraged at 'vile' mannequin that can clearly be seen not wearing a watch. 


• RSPCA investigate picture of smoking magpie just for something to do. 


• Anonymous review of public toilet makes strange reference to 'sticky' facilities.

Also revealed: The derogatory comments about the suspected career choices of our listeners continue...