LA Episode 123: The Love Child of Desperate Dan and Mrs Potato Head

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 

Stories this week include:

• Barrister charged with contempt of court after making excessive number of lamppost related jokes during trail.


• Police arrest squirrel under the Terrorism Act following standoff in school playground.


• Operation Yuletree releases more detailed description of criminal dressed as Santa Claus after 10,000+ suspected sightings.


• Woman reveals that she believed Blackheath park bench stranger to be a nutter.

Also revealed: We start work on our new bestselling novel 'Croquet in Baghdad'...