LA 92: More Bitterness than the Lemon Aisle in Sainsbury's.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 

Stories this week include:

• Criminal receives 'Get out of Jail' free card after successfully committing all known offences.


• 'Money over Humanity' slogan dropped by global restaurant chain. 


• Mayor outlines controversial crocodile defence tax.


• Middle-class toddler trouser horror.

Also revealed: We converse with a pond...