LA 49: What's Next, Monkey Meat?!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 

Stories this week include:

• Miss Teen Bromley 2012 entrants mistakenly given journalism award by editor of local paper.


• Church of England refutes ludicrous claim that Bob the Builder was 13th Apostle.


• Strip club shocked by allegations of French cuisine being served in venue.


• Shoppers grateful after supermarket is cordoned off due to health and safety fears.

Also revealed: We find out what Lonnie has been saying...