LA 37: Various Amounts of Compacted Faeces

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Elaborate plan to win back ex-partner backfires for local restaurant worker. 


• Local man denies branding himself a hero after fighting off 'Hillary Clinton' during acid trip. 


• Family pet approached by national newspaper after details of sordid affair with owner revealed in court. 


• Pregnant woman threatens disabled man after disparaging comment comparing her to the hors d'oeuvres during lunch at cricket match. 

Also revealed: Rob breaks with tradition...