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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company.


• Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper. 


• Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop.


• NHS denies claims that practice of using toast in open heart surgery is widespread. 

Also revealed: Rob's erroneous beliefs about homeopathy.