LA 22: Air Ambulance Mattress Stand-Down

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Axe wielding manic claims attack was justified after spurned lover makes obscene request.


• Local man apologises after Higgs boson eBay prank results in creation of black hole.


• Elderly women mistakenly sells dog as ornament at car boot sale. 


• Marlborough Jazz Festival rescued at eleventh hour by Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin and Jimmy Crankie lookalike. 

Also revealed: The unmasking of the mysterious Xavier 'Dick' Catalyst. 

And much, much more...