LA 134: Two Horns, Three Metallic Head Beads and Two Dyed Eyes in Homage to the Parrots

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

• Bogus masseur alleged to carry clipboard.


• Postman sacked off after failure to deliver.


• Drunken pig banned from pub following spate of anti-social behaviour.


• Local council's Feline Refuse Disposal Officer leaps into action again.

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