LA 133: Bullet-Hard Nipples and a Painful Four Hour Erection

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue.


• Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen.


• Teacher calls God seeking career advice.


• Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales.

Also revealed: Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...