LA 120: Embarrassing Cash Machine Translation Mishap

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 

Stories this week include:

• Catford celebrates victory in UK's sexiest bus route competition.


• Court hears depraved man suggest Crayford day trip to unsuspecting partner.


• Driver refuses to pay delivery charge on chicken tikka after ploughing car in takeaway window.


• Restaurateur cautioned by police after force feeding expired food produce to grandmother following food hygiene inspection.

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